Some of Yakko's musings, aka, "Can I still eat that?"

- Has this Miracle Whip expired?
- If I cook this ground beef that's been sitting here for the past month and
  already LOOKS cooked, will it still be good to eat?
- Oh my, I thought I threw that away LAST year...
- Bah!  No ice water.  Guess I'll just chuck the glass of warm water in the
  freezer.  WTF?!  This is the LAST glass of `instant ice water' I forgot!
  Ooops...
- As long as the freshness seal is intact, the product must be good still,
  disregarding that 09SEP93 date-looking thing... Right?
- Did I just see that carton in the corner MOVE?
- Hrrm, what IS brown, with white, green, and black spots, and shakes like
  jell-o?  For that matter, do I really want to open the lid on that?
- I wonder how much tupperware I go thru just because of the (used-to-be) food
  ruining them...
- If I eat uncooked rice, pasta, etc., it'll digest... I hope.
- I have like 15 cartons of au gratin potatoes.  Where the hell did these come
  from?  Are they reproducing?
- I wonder if water expires...  Or is that really water at all?
- Perhaps I should just goto Wendy's again...